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Raj Comics is an Indian comic book publisher. It published a line of Indian comic books through Raja Pocket Books since its foundation in 1984 by Raj Kumar Gupta.[1][2] Some of its most well known characters include Nagraj, Super Commando Dhruva, Bhokal, Doga, Parmanu, Tiranga, Bankelal,Shakti, Inspector Steel, Bheriya and Anthony.[3] Raj Comics is credited as being one of the leading comic book distributors in India.[4]
The company mainly publishes four types of comics; medieval fantasy, horror, mystery, and superhero comics, with a predominant focus on superhero content.[5][6] Their comics are usually published in Hindi, with only a few titles and special editions in English. It has produced close to 35,000 comics to date and has been read by people in India and abroad.[7] The company also publishes an online exclusive web series named Raj Rojana, with a new page uploaded every day.
Raj Comics publishes in multiple formats, which include e-book, print, and motion comics.[8] The company also sells hardcovers of their old and new comics, as well as bundled collections of their characters.[9]
In 2008, Raj Comics was the focus of a research project conducted through The Sarai Programme at CSDS's Sarai Media Lab. The resulting research was published as a free PDF on the Sarai website.[2]
Team[edit]
In terms of the day-to-day operations of the company: Sanjay Gupta handles the creative aspect, Manish Gupta the digital and overall management of the company, and Manoj Gupta handles the logistics/business end.
Characters[edit]
The major characters in Raj Comics divided among their respective
Heroes of Raj Comics Drawn by Lalit Singh, color by Pradeep Sherawat
Members of team Brahmand Rakshak (Protectors Of the Universe)[edit]
Members of team Research and Investigation Paranormalism [RIP][edit]Characters based in ancient times[edit]Comedy characters[edit]Kids Series characters (Defunct)[edit]Member of Vistrit Brahmand Rakshak (Protectors of the Extended Universe)[edit]
Members of W.A.R(World Alide Resquers)[edit]
Member of P.V.N(Paralaukik Vigyan Nayakgan)[edit]
History[edit]
It was the era of the rise of Indian superheroes. It was first founded in 1986 by Rajkumar Gupta. Raj comics introduced its first vigilante superhero Super Commando Dhruv, created by Anupam Sinha. Later they launched peoples favorite superheroes like Nagraj, Doga, Parmanu, Tiranaga, etc. More than 5.5 million copies of such superhero comics were sold. The company mainly publishes four types of comics: medieval fantasy, horror, mystery, and superhero comics, with a predominant focus on superhero content.
Origins[edit]
Raj Comics's roots span long back to the 1980s. After extreme dedication and perseverance by the brothers and their father, Raj Comics was propelled to great heights and fame. Nearly every teenager spent their afternoons glued to the latest comic addition.
The Golden Age[edit]
In 1997, television ad for Nagraj featuring Sonu Sood aired on TV for advertising.[12]The whimsical nature of the television show garnered attention from popular youtuber CarryMinati [13] During this era, Raj Comics allegedly sold over a million copies a year making it one of the most widespread publications for that time period.
Modern Age[edit]
Raj Comics has now expanded to multiple different publication streams, with TriColor and other various business entities taking venerable steps in penetrating the Indian book market. Beyond which, ongoing discussions with studio heads have been disclosed to the public about live feature films and the like based on their comic universe however nothing has since come to fruition.
Raj Comics has released a short feature film named Aadamkhor, partially self-produced and crowdfunded. It released on YouTube to critical acclaim by its audience.
Raj Comics also diversified its portfolio by investing in the digital sector. Headed by Manish Gupta[CEO], an android application was released for the general public in 2015. It has since garnered a massive following and has an average rating of 4.5+ stars.
Raj Comics released a concept trailer for Nagraj on its official YouTube channel. It has since garnered over a million views.[14]
Series[edit]King Comics[edit]
King Comics was a line of comics published through Raja Pocket Books. While the division was initially successful, its popularity declined and the line went defunct after only about 2â5 years of activity. It was intended that many of King Comic's characters would be merged into Raj Comics, but only a few characters such as Gamraj were merged. During its run the division published six monthly comics.[citation needed]
Past and current series[edit]
Ongoing series[edit]
Filmography[edit]
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Raj Comics ki badhti safalta ko dekhkar Raj Comics Management nay Bollywood mey apne sabhi main characters ko saath lekar ek film banane ki yojna banayi.
Bollywood mey apne iss prayog kay safal honay kay baad Raj Comics Management (RC Management) kay log aage doosri bhashao aur Hollywood mey bhi apne Super Heroes ko lekar films banane ki soch rahe thay. Lekin aage kay sabhi plans iss film ki safalta par tikey thay. Ye film ek multi star project isliye thi kyoki RC Management apne sabhi mukhya kirdaaro kay fans ko khush karna chahti thi aur comics naa padhne waale logo ko apne characters kay universe ki variety dikhana chahti thi. Lekin saalo ki mehnat safalta ka mol RC ko chukana pada kyoki iss beech bahut se kirdaaro ki comics publish hona bandh ho chuki thi jo lambe samay se berozgaar baithey thay. Iss kaaran wo apni rozi roti kamane kay liye alag alag kaam chunkar RC se door jaa chuke thay aur desh bhar mey unhe dhoondhna bahut mushkil kaam tha. Upar se jo characters bahut zyada popular ho gaye thay unke nakhre aur foreign projects, advertisements, contracts, etc, bhi badh gaye thay jiss kaaran wo jaanboojhkar RC ko apna samay nahi de rahe thay. Saaf tha ki iss film ki shooting to baad ki baat thi pehle iske kirdaaro ki casting mey bahut dikkat aane waali hai. To shuru karte hai ye 'Multimazaa' dhamaka............'Bacha Lo!' Casting : Tiranga and Shakti (Part - 1) Apne zyadatar Superheroes se sampark naa ho paane kay kaaran Sanjay ji pareshaan thay ki shuruat kahan se ki jaaye. Tabhi unhe khabar mili. 'Sanjay ji, suna hai ki koi Tiranga baba apne Jagrata band kay saath jagah jagah ghoom kar jagratey kar raha hai aur uske gaane se saakshat Devi Maiyaa prakat ho jaati hai. Mujhe lagta hai ki wo Tiranga Baba hi apna purana hero Tiranga hai. Shayad humey dropped characters mey se ek mil gaya jiski casting apni film mey karni thi.' Sanjay Gupta - Ek nahi do......kyoki mujhe ye Devi Maiyaa bhi jaani pehchani si lag rahi hai. Iss waqt ye band kahan hai ? 'Haryana kay kisi gaon mey hoga, aajkal navratre chal rahe hai isliye ye band 1 raat mey 2-3 gaon cover kar raha hai. Humey jald hi wahan pahunchna hoga kahin ye log kisi doosri state mey naa chale jaayein.' Sanjay ji ka sandeh bilkul sahi tha kyoki Tiranga kay saath Shakti bhi thi. Haryana ka 'Tunda gaon' jahan har jagah charcha thi 'Jai Bharat Jagrata Band' ki kyoki aaj raat uss gaon mey iss band dwara Jagrata honay waala tha. Aajkal ye Jagrata Band Uttar Bharatiye Rajyo kay gaonwo aur kasbo mey ghoom ghoom kar jagratey karta tha. Iss band kay mukhya aakarshan thay Tiranga Baba. Maanyta thi ki keval unhi kay gaayan se saakshat Devi Maa prakat ho jaati thi. Lekin aaj Tiranga Baba nay emergency meeting bulayi thi aur unka gussa saatve aasmaan par tha. Tiranga Baba - Pehli baar.....pehli baar aisi silly mistakes ki hai humari jagrata team nay peechli raat 'Rahpat gaon' mey. Wo to shukr hai ki zyadatar gaon waale neend mey thay warna hum sabke dhar kay rahpat bajte. What a bunch of unprofessionals....huh!! Jagrata mandali ki makeup aur dresses ka kaam dekhne waala Chindi kahan bhaag gaya. Chindi - Mai to aapke saamne khada hun, Baba. Tiranga Baba - Lo, gadhe nay khud par itna makeup kar rakha hai ki mai hi nahi pehchan paa raha hun isse. Chindi - Wo kya hai naa Baba mai struggling beautician aur dress designer hun. Sabhi mere experiments se ghabrate hai isliye khud par hi practice kar leta hun. Tiranga Baba - Chup.....ye sab mujhe mat bata...ye apne resume mey likhiyo. Tu Shakti ki dress dhang se manage nahi kar sakta. Kal kay jagratey mey wo sandals pehan kar stage par prakat ho gayi. Kal Navratro mey Maa Chandraghante ka din tha aur tumne Shakti par kaun si maa ka makeup kiya tha.....bol kuttey mujhe tere mooh se hi sunna hai. Chindi - ..........Maa Kaalratri ka. Tiranga Baba - Aur Orchestra waalo, ye batao ki Shakti kay stage par prakat honay kay baad background mey ghanto aur shankho ki aawazien kyu nahi aayi ? Orchestra group mey peeche chhupkar kisi nay sabki taraf se bola. 'Baba ji, aapne sirf 4-5 gaane ratt rakhe hai aur har 15 minutes baad wahi dohrate rehte ho. Upar se Devi Maa ko zabardasti ki Sher-O-Shayari dedicate karte ho. Hum sabhi jitna bhi control karein jhhapki lag hi jaati hai.' Tiranga Baba - Kyu yaad karun mai gaane.....mera kaam chunni pehen kay Narendra Chanchal aur Lakhkha Singh ki tarah bhetein sunana nahi hai. Mere aur unke level mey bahut antar hai. Waise bhi Shakti doosre hi bhajan mey prakat ho jaati hai phir to bas follow up karna hota hai aur bhakto ka chadhawa collect karna hota hai. Aaj to maine kisi tarah manage kar liya par aage se sab dhyaan rakhna kyoki yahi business humey arabpati banayega. Dismiss ! Casting :Tiranga and Shakti (Part - 2) Raat kay waqt 'Tunda Gaon' mey 'Jai Bharat Jagrata Band' ka jagrata shuru hua. Tiranga Baba - Aa rahe maiyaa kay......jai ho....aa rahe maiyaa kay navratey ho rahe ghar ghar mey jagratey. Bhakto, maiyaa ka darbaar saja hai......to maiyaa ki khidmat mey ek sher pesh karke iss mehfil ka aagaz karna chahunga. Zara gaut farmaiyega.....ahm! Jhoot bolna paap hai, Uncle kay ghar mey saanp hai, Kaali mata aayengi, Achchhi achchhi le jaayengi....chhichi chhichi de jaayengi. Iss sher kay saath hi Shakti stage par prakat ho gayi aur Tiranga Baba ki commentary badhe huey josh kay saath phir shuru ho gayi. Aaha, to aa rahe maiyaa kay......jai ho.....come on you jagrata people everybody say Yo! Maiyaa mori mai nahi maakhan khayo. Om, Bhakto, Devi Maa prakat ho gayi hai. Sab log dheere dheere line mey badhte jaayenge aur maiyaa ka ashirvaad lete jaayenge. Ye prasad waale pandal ki taraf itni bheed kyu laga rakhi hai.......chhi chhi chhi.....arre karamjalo, pehle maiyaa ji kay darshan karke aasish to le lo.....prasad khilvalo pehle fuhado se. Stage par avtarit Shakti ka ashirvaad lene bheed stage ki jagah gherti jaa rahi thi. Tiranga ek professional 'event manager' ki tarah sabko nirdesh de raha tha. Tiranga Baba - Aaha.....gaate raho...pyaara saja hai tera dwaar maiyaa ji......dhang se chalo.....ye habad-tabad kyu macha rakhi hai......arre, mera labada fhat jaayega uss par se pairr hata paapi......wo kursi nahi hai generator hai......current lag jaayega.....maiyaa kay pairr chhu rahe ho ya nooch rahe ho......sab aaram se aao suffocation ho raha hai yahan par.......kutto, mai stage se dhakka de dunga phir karte rehna 'jai Mata di....jai Mata di.' Mic se hatkar Orchestra ki dhun par jhoomne ka nataka karte hua Tiranga, bina expression ka chehra liye sabko aashirvaad deti putli bani khadi Shakti kay paas pahunch kar dabi aawaz mey bola. Tiranga - Shakti, chehra thoda theek banao, bhukamp peedit Devi maiyaa lag rahi ho. Chinta mat karo bheed jaldi hi aashirvaad lekar kum ho jaayegi. Aur suno......wo jo ek sardar ji aur ek peeli dhoti waala jaa rahe hai.....haan unhi dono par......chhod do zara si jwala ki lapat .....aaram se. Shakti nay Tiranga dwara chinhit 2 logo par jwala chhod di aur bheed mey afratafri machne kay saath gaon waalo mey halla ho gaya. 'Arre, dekho dekho maiyaa nay Charanjot aur Giridhar ki dhotiyon par jwala chhod di.....maiyaa ko gussa aa gaya hai.....iss se pehle ki mata ji hum par bhi apna koop barsaayein bhaago.' Tiranga Baba - Bhakto, ghabraiye mat ye sab maata ki mahima hai jo paapiyon ko dand de rahi hai. Bhakto, ye dono besharm 4 ghante se apne parivaaro kay saath aage waale row gher kar 'Jai Mata di....Jai Mata di' chilla rahe thay upar se sabse pehle prasad khaakar bina koi bhet chadhaye nihayti kutteypan kay saath sabse pehle jaa rahe thay.....isliye sab saath mey bolenge.....'inke keede pade.' Bheed ek saath bol utthi. 'Inke keede pade.' Tiranga Baba - Issi wajah se ye dono mata ji kay koop kay bhaajan bane. Aap log krapya shraddha se aakar jo bhi aapke paas ho wo arpit karke kalti ho lijiye. Roli khatm ho gayi hai aur dhaaga hai nahi isliye tilak lagvane aur kalawa bandhvane ki zidd naa karein......varna maiyaa ji ka koop......hey bhagwan kaliyug hai.....dekho to inn 2 yedo ko jali hui dhotiyon kay saath bhi bhaage jaa rahe hai. Charanjot aur Giridhar eksaath bole. 'Baba ji, hum log bhaag nahi rahe hai. Dhoti kay saath bahut kuch aur bhi jal gaya hai. Zara marham laga kay aur kapde badal kay waapas bhet chadhane zaroor aayenge.' Kuch samay baad jagrata lagbhag samapt ho gaya tha aur Tiranga chadahwey ko categories mey baantkar apni jagrata mandali se usse ginva raha tha. Tabhi stage par khade Tiranga kay mooh par roshni padti hai. Tiranga - Abe, Teri, buddha Commissioner abhi tak marra nahi kya aur itne buddhape mey kaun si police nay isse abhi tak rakh rakha hai.......aur bewkoof se ye nahi hua ki mujhse seedhe yahan aakar mil le......pata nahi gaon mey kiski jhhopdi kay chhappar par khada hokar 'Suraksha Chakra' jala raha hai. Chindi - Baba ji, wo 'Suraksha Chakra' nahi balki issi taraf aa rahi kisi jeep kay upar lagi lights ki roshni hai. Lagta hai ki aapke jagratey ko trace karti hui koi maaldaar party iss gaon mey aayi hai. Tiranga - Phir bhi hoshiyar raho sab, kahin psycho anchors waale kisi news channel ka sting operation naa ho. Jeep se utarkar kuch jaani pehchani aakritiyan stage par Tiranga kay paas pahunchi. Wo Sanjay Gupta ji aur Raj Comics Management kay kuch sadasya thay. Sanjay Gupta - Hello, Tiranga aur Shakti. Mai tum....... Tiranga - Ha ha ha, ab aaya unnth pahaad kay peeche. Chindi - Baba, pahaad kay peeche nahi neeche. Tiranga - Chup, galtiyan ginva liya kar....kaam mat kariyo kabhi. Kyu Sanju Baba, Aakhir bandh ho gayi naa RC......aana pada naa humare paas. RC is loser...nay nay nay nay nay....hurrrr...nay nay. Shakti - Pehle Sanjay ji ki baat sun to lo, Tiranga. Sanjay ji nay Tiranga aur Shakti se unki comics ka prakashan bandh karne kay liye maafi maangi aur apni film mey unhe badhiya role dene ki baat kahi. Tiranga - Maafi maangne se galti kum nahi ho jaati.....naa ji naa......humara ye business bahut profit de raha hai. Mai to kehta hun ki ye sab jhanjhat chhod kay aap bhi humari mandali join kar lo......mere side mey khade hokar apne lambe jhhuthade baal jhatak diya karna......keh dunga inme doosri devi aaya karti hai. Ek stage par do deviyan yaani humey dugna chadhawa milega. Sanjay Gupta ji aur Raj Comics Management se judde doosre logo kay bahut samjhane kay baad. Tiranga - Chalo itna keh rahe hai sab to waapas aa jaata hun. Dekho bhaiya mai zyada laalchi to hun nahi.....ek to mujhe apna makeover chahiye.......mere origin par 2-4 series chala dena......aur iss film mey 2 gaane mujh par shoot honay chahiye......Visarpi to kar rahi hogi naa ek item number....haan ek uske saath kar lunga. Shakti - Mere baare mey bhi to bolo. Tiranga - Haan, ispar bhi thoda dhyaan de dena. Ye shooting jahan jahan hogi wahan par hum log 2-3 jagratey karenge......ab to iski aadat si ho gayi hai aur upar se RC par bharosa bhi nahi hai. Isliye humari poori Jagrata Team shooting mey saath rahegi......inn sabko spotboys aur lightmen kay saath adjust kar lena. Aakhirkaar, RC management ko Tiranga ki sabhi sharte maan ni padi aur apni film kay liye Raj Comics ko apne do characters mil gaye jin par wo uss film kay kuch solo scenes shoot kar sakti thi. Casting : Inspector Steel Door jaa chuke apne Heroes ki khoj Raj Comics dwara zor shor se jaari thi. Sanjay Gupta ji aur RC management Bharat bhar mey ghoom rahe thay. Place - Jupiter Circus, Rajnagar. Dhruv ki madad se Jupiter Circus ek baar phir se shuru ho gaya tha. Naye kalakaaro kay saath ye circus Rajnagar aur aas paas kay elako mey safaltapoorvak chal raha tha. Raat kay waqt iss circus mey kaam karne waale log aapas mey baat kar rahe thay......par ek aakriti se sabhi doori banaye huey thay. 'Idhar koney mey aao Joravar, ek baat batani hai.' Joravar - Abe, mujhe nahi sun ni teri baat. 'Harpaal, tum to sun lo.' Harpaal - Oye naa oye. 'Aap to meri baat sun lo, Rustma chacha.' Rustam Chacha - Mere buddhape ka to khayal kar, khabees kay bachche. 'Mera dost Manohar zaroor sunega meri baat.' Manohar - Dekh naa mai tera dost hun aur naa mai teri baat sununga......wo dekh humare circus mey 'Kaan' naam ka naya kartabi ladka aaya hai usse pakad kay suna de. Dekh wo to khud hi tujhe dekh kar tere paas aa raha hai. Ab to usse Bhagwan hi bacha sakta hai. Kaan - Hello Sir, mera naam Kaan hai aur mai aapka bahut bada fan hun. Maine aapki sabhi comics padhi hai. Aajkal aapki comics kyu nahi publish ho rahi ? aur aap yahan kya kar rahe hai ? Kisi apradhi ko pakadne aaye hai kya ? Hey bhagwan koi mujhe chuti kaato.......mujhe to vishvaas hi nahi ho raha ki mere saamne Inspector Steel ji khade hai. Inspector Steel - Hello Kaan, mai yahan kaam karta hun. Kaan - Kya, koi mujhe dobara chuti kaato. Aap aur yahan par aisa kaise ho sakta hai ? Ye chuti kisne kaati hai.....khoon nikal aaya. Inspector Steel - Ye ek lambi kahani hai, kya tum sunna chahoge ? Kaan - Bilkul. Rustam Chacha - La-haul-vila-kuvvat, ye naya ladka to gaya. Ya mere maula iski hifazat karna. Inspector Steel ki kahani shuru hui. Inspector Steel - Jab meri comics aana bandh hui tab mai kaam ki talaash mey maara maara bhatakne laga. Phir 1 mahiney pehle mera yahan as an 'Ajuba' placement ho gaya. Tabhi se mai poori mehnat aur lagan se yahan har show mey kaam karta hun. Phir bhi mujhe poori charging to chhodo 2 waqt ka 'Mobil Oil' tak nahi milta hai. Jabki wo Dhruv haftey mey ek baar aakar bheed ki taraf haath hila deta hai ussi se usko lakho rupaye mil jaate hai......discrimination dekho.....'Robot Rights' naam ki koi cheez hi nahi hai. Jab tak mai RC mey tha tab tak Anees har cheez sambhal leta tha. Ye log to har show kay 25 Rupaye dete hai. Din ki saari kamaai regular maintainance mey kabaadi waala le leta hai. Ab to mujhe circus kay bahar bijli kay taaro par katiya daal kar khud ki charging karni padti hai. Issi charging kay chakkar mey Parso hi short circuit ho gaya aur mujhe kisi nay nahi bachaya.....15 minutes tak aate jaate log circus ka promotion stunt samajhkar taaliyan bajate rahe. Ghantey beet tey jaa rahe thay lekin Inspector Steel ki 'tragedy tale' dhaarapravaah jaari thi. Kaan ko dheere dheere samajh mey aa raha tha ki circus mey kaam karne waale log Steel se door kyu bhaagte hai. Inspector Steel - Itne apradhiyon ko pakadvaya aur ab to unme se kai show karte waqt mujh par chavanni atthanni faink kar mujhe tease karte hai.......lekin zindagi hai jee raha hun. Maine itne kaam kiye par Inspector ka Inspector hi reh gaya......ek promotion dene mey kiski naani ki kidney mey stone aa raha tha. Meri 'Mega Gun' ko inhone South India kay kisi Film Production House ko baich diya. Suna hai apni agli film mey Rajnikanth usse use karega. Ek din mai subah sokar uttha to bada khaali khaali sa lag raha tha dhyaan diya aur circus waalo se poocha to pata chala ki mere 450 kgs mey se 435 kgs kabaadi ko baich diya. Baaki bache 15 kgs mey dimaag, wiring aur bahar ka dhaancha tha varna wo bhi bik jaata......halka sa chhu kar dekho 'tann tann' ki aawaz aa rahi hai naa ? Kaan (Jo ghanto tak Steel ki lagataar bakvaas sunkar ardhbehoshi ki awastha mey pahunch chuka tha.) - .'...........ammm.....haan aa rahi hai.' Inspector Steel - Zalimo nay mujhe haathi kay pinjrey mey bandh kar rakha hai. Wo bhi inhi ki category ka hai. 40 kilo khaata hai phir 36 kilo se pinjra sadata hai. Steel bolta jaa raha tha aur Kaan kay kaan pakk chuke thay. Uski mundi ek taraf ludhak chuki thi. Subah circus mey kaam karne waale logo nay behosh pade Kaan ko dekha.......Steel uske bagal mey ab bhi badbada raha tha. Joravar - Haay Ram, iss darinde ko kab thandak milegi......pehle comics mey pakaya karta tha aur ab yahan........ Manohar - Maine kaha tha naa ki iss ladke ko 2 ghante baad kisi bhi tarah wahan se hata lena. Dekho behosh hi hua hai naa kahin coma mey to nahi chala gaya. Tabhi Sanjay Gupta apne saathiyo kay saath wahan pahunchte hai. Sanjay Gupta - Hi, Inspector Steel, mai tumhe lene aaya hun. Chalo mere saath mai tumhe phir se kaam dunga. Inspector Steel - Dekho....dekho......wo aa gaya......dekho wo aa gaya.....re raa re raa...re raa...re raa...paraa ....paraa ...paraa ...paraa ....paraa....paraa...paraa...paraa.....paraa paa. Nahi, Sir mere reprints chhap kar mujhe aur sharminda mat kijiye. Sanjay Gupta ji nay Inspector Steel ko saari baatein batayi aur usse repair, uske makeover aur uski comics dobara shuru karne ka bhi vaayda kiya. Wahan apne ekmatra kabaadi waale dost se vida lekar Inspector Steel, Raj Comics ki team kay saath ho liya. Casting : Anthony Nagraj, Dhruv aur Doga ab RC ki pahunch se door nazar aa rahe thay. Isliye RC ab doosre vikalpo par dhyaan de rahi thi jinme se ek tha Anthony. Jaate waqt RC ko Anthony dwara diye gaye phone number par koi response nahi mil raha tha. Halaki uss phone number se poore RC Management ko ashleel S.M.S. bheje jaa rahe thay. Kabhi phone connect bhi hota to ek kauwey ki aawaz kay alawa koi jawab nahi milta. Sanjay Gupta ji pareshaan thay. Sanjay Gupta - Yaar, Nagraj international star ban kar bhaav khaa raha hai samajh mey aata hai. Doga bollywood mey pahunch kar nakhre dikha raha hai samajh mey aata hai. Dhruv kay paas samay nahi hai ye bhi theek lagta hai sunne mey.......par Anthony......Anthony phone kyu nahi uttha raha? Upar se.....S.M.S. mey hum sabko gaaliyan kyu bhej raha hai. Jab usse RC se nikala tha to tab 2 mahino tak to bahut se kauwo kay jhhund aakar poore Raj Comics kay compound aur workers par din bhar beat karke jaate thay.......itne saare kauwey thay ki har aadhe ghantey mey ek jhhund ki shift badalti thi. Ek baar mai kisi kaam se Bihar gaya to wahan bhi mere peeche peeche aa gaya. Aakhri baar kahin Bihar se hi phone kiya tha ki 'Mujhe dobara publish kar do.......chahe multistar comics mey 'Kohram' ki tarah hi role de dena.....par mujhe rakh lo.' Phir kai mahino se naa usne phone kiya naa humney usse yaad kiya. Anthony humare liye bahut zaroori hai. Uss number par try karte raho aur mai to kehta hun ki Bihar mey jitne bhi Anthony Gonzalvez hai unhe contact karte raho.....jispar bhi Raj Comics kay Anthony honay ka shaq ho usse alag alag phones se pareshan karte raho chahe wo kahe ki mai RC waala Anthony nahi hun. Kabhi naa kabhi to apna Anthony baat karega. Raj Comics kay office ka manzar kisi Dant Manjan kay Call Center jaisa lag raha tha aur aakhirkar iss plan ko safalta mil hi gayi. 'Haan.....mai hi hun Anthony.....khaa lo mujhe.....pareshaan kar rakha hai. Aur haan apna naam batao.' Babita ji (RC ki ek artist) - Mera naam Babita hai. Anthony - Milna to bataunga 'Thandi Aag' kisse kehte hai. Sanjay ji ko phone do.....Arre, darro mat phone se nahi aati thandi aag. Sanjay Gupta - Haan, mai Sanjay Gupta bol raha hun. Anthony - Wey wey wey wey...chupiye. Pata hai mujhe....aatma kya mai sirf bhootniyon se milne kay liye bana hun? Thodi hi dair mey RC Management aur Anthony 'Teleconferencing' kay maadhyam se ek doosre ko dekhkar baatein karne lage. Sanjay Gupta - Anthony, aajkal tum kahan ho? Ye tum kiske aalishaan ghar mey baith kar baatein kar rahe ho? Humey tumhari zaroorat hai. Anthony - O Hello, ye mera ghar hai.....Prince peeche uss Dining Table par inhe beat karke dikha........(Prince kay beat karne kay baad).....j baat.....khush kar diya dil ko. Kya maine suna ki kisi ko meri zaroorat hai......nahi bhaiya ab to hum poore 4 saalo tak booked hun. Arre, Suzi darling.....tumne subah Sona Bath kay heaters khuley chhod diye thay. Aur suno Julie aur Maria kay aane se pehle yahan se nikal lo, Prince iska hisaab kar dena. Haan, to bhai Dhananjay ji bolo. Sanjay Gupta - Anthony, Raj Comics ek bahut badi multi star film bana rahi hai. Hum tumhe usme achchha role denge aur tumhari comic series bhi phir se shuru kar denge. Anthony - Wey wey wey wey wey.....mujhe aana hi nahi hai. Sanjay Gupta - Achchha ye to bata do ki tum aajkal aisa kya kar rahe ho jo tum humare saath kaam nahi karna chahte? Anthony - Bade dhakke deke nikala tha naa......meri comics ki sales aur mere fanbase par bahut chidaya tha naa mujhe......ye ab baalo kay peeche mooh kyu chhupa rahe hai? Tab to mere straight lambe baalo ko 'jhhutadey' keh kar itni buri tarah maroda tha ki ab wo permanently curly ban gaye hai. Ek to mujhe inhone khud hi banaya aur khud hi chidha rahe thay. 'Chal bhaag, 'Crow' ki copy. Shame! Shame!' Badi dhonss jama rahe thay tab......ab tutak tutak tutak tutiya karke dahi jama lo. Kya samajhte hai aap log ki kya India mey sirf hindi comics chalti hai......Bhojpuri Comics nahi ho sakti. Haan, Sanjay ji, Bihar aane kay kuch samay baad mujhe Shri Shri 1008 Sanki Sinku ji nay apni Bhojpuri comic 'Mast Murda' mey break diya. Tabse mai bhojpuri films aur comics ka superstar 'Anthonya' ban chuka hun. Ye dekhiye meri aane waali comics ka advertisement. Bajrangi Kaamics, Jaunpur. Prastut karat hai. Anthonya Gunjaalbhej...Kabra waala....Okar kauwa Pricwa Kaavu laal apraadh howat dekh ke karkashaaye lagela.....E karkasha aawaj ek murdan ki dehiya me jaan daale le....aisan murda jekra ke dekh kar apradhiyan ka rooh sukhaay jaale aur dhoti geela ho jaayle.....shareer thartharaaye lagela....Anthonya ka thandi aag le apraadhiyan ka aatma tadpe lagela...matbal finally uu sab marr jaayela. Hamre supertar Anthonya Gunjaalbhej ka ek aur tahalka...Okar agla kaamics ha 'Utth Murde Pappi De' ...E kaamics me aayi ek murdan aurat...U Anthonya ka madad kari aur Anthonya se ek thho pappi kaa vaada le li rahi...par Anthonya aapan vaada nibhaaye khaatir okra ke ek kutta ka chhota pappi dilwaa dehi.....Offo, by mistakwa climaxo adbhertisementwe me diyaa gayil...kaunho baat naahi...hamre superstar ka E nayi naveli kaamics sirf bajrangi kaamics me...jarur padhiyah.......aaur to bas... ......Jai Bajrangi. Sanjay Gupta - O No, mera matlab badhaai ho, Anthony, par kya tumhe banane waalo ka tum par itna bhi haq nahi? kya tum unke paas waapas nahi aaoge? Anthony - Hmmm, ahm! Emotional Blackmailing......jab mai aisi requests kar raha tha tab to mere mooh par garam chaai faink kar apne workers se kaha tha ki ye to murda hai ispar koi asar nahi hoga.....aur phir sab hasney lage. Dekhiye Bihar mey mere bahut commitments hai.....balki mai to kehta hun ki aap bhi iss industry mey aa jaao. Sanjay Gupta - Anthony, samajhne ki kosish karo. Mai tumhari comics dobara shuru karne ko tayyar hun aur film mey achchha role bhi hai. Anthony - Theek hai par meri kuch shartey hai. Sanjay Gupta - Mujhe pata tha, tum bhi bolo. Anthony - Meri comics hindi mey chahe baad mey chhape par unka Bhopuri version pehle aa jaana chahiye. Meri ek film lagbhag poori hai par uske gaane shoot honay se pehle hi financer bhaag gaya........to aap....he he. Sanjay Gupta - Sab ho jaayega, tum bas aao jaldi? Anthony - Aavat hai....Aavat hai, Bye. Casting : Parmanu (Part - 1) Kuch Superheroes kay solo scenes kay saath film kay kuch hisso ki shooting shuru ho gayi thi. RC management ko yaad aaya ki Delhi kay 3 super characters mey se 2 (Shakti aur Tiranga) unke paas thay par Parmanu ka kahin koi pata nahi tha. Halaki, Vinay ya Parmanu kay kabhi kabar Delhi mey dikhne ki khabarein aati rehti thi. Sanjay Gupta - Ye Parmanu kahan gaayab ho gaya? Jab usse RC se nikala tha tab sadme kay maare 15 dino tak RC kay bahar seedhiyon par hi baitha rehta tha. Iss sadme ki wajah se uski Police ki naukri bhi chali gayi aur aise chhitey huey majnoo jaise chehre waale insaan se koi modelling ya acting to kya spot boy ka kaam bhi nahi karvayega. Chalo everybody, usse dhoondna shuru karte hai. Parmanu (Vinay) apni rozi roti kay naye naye jugaad talaash kar raha tha. Date - 26 January. Rajpath se Red Fort, Delhi tak jaati parade. 'Mere pyare desh vaasiyon, aaj hai Bharat ka Republic Day yaani Gantantra Divas. Aaj hi kay din humare desh ka samvidhaan laagu hua tha. Iss shubh avsar par Indian Government nay kai saalo se chali a rahi apni 'Doordarshaned' monotony toodney kay liye Republic Day ki parade mey kuch naye programs joode hai. Issi kram mey aaj humare saath hai Bharat vaasiyon ki ekta ka prateek ye naujawan Vinay. Delhi mey itney saalo se reh kar aur desh bhar kay logo se interaction karne kay kaaran ye Bharat kay sabhi pradesho ki bhashayein bol letey hai. Vinay aaj poore desh kay liye akhandta mey ekta ki misaal de raha hai.' Sabhi Pradesho ki jhaankiyon aur kalakaaro kay guzarney kay saath Vinay wahan se judde folk geet gaane lagta hai. Thodi dair baad. Announcer - Ab aa rahi hai Karnataka ki jhaanki. Vinay - Arre, achchha, itni jaldi. Tamil Nadu waala gaana poora kahan hua ? Announcer (Mic par haath rakh kar) - Tum jaldi jaldi gaao naa.....aur baat karte waqt Mic se mooh door rakha karo. Announcer (darshako se) - Ab aa rahi hai Rajasthan ki jhaanki. Vinay - Hoo....hooo....maahra assi kali ka lehenga dekhyo.....ghoom riya re banjaran lakh kay maar gee re.....hoo jiya maahra ghoom riya re banjaran rakh kay maar gee re......hun gherdaar naachu....ghumerdaar naachu....mai jhoom jhoom naachu. Hoo....naa thaara......hoo naa maahra......yo paap kiska ? O lehengey waali padhaaro maahre desh ri. Vinay (Announcer se) - Bengal ki jhaanki aa rahi hai. Kuch yaad nahi aa raha 'Ami chhe tumaar', gaa dun. Announcer - 'Bhool Bhulaiya' sabne dekhi hai.......ab gaa kay dikhaao.....ab tum swayam Mahamahim Rastrapati ji se pitoge. Aa jaate hai kahan kahan se....huh!! Vinay - Ayeee....hool kisey de rela hai....meri source nahi jaanta......chal re.....beta ab to teri posting Andmaan Nicobar Doordarshan Kendra par hogi. West Bengal ki jhaanki kay aane par. Vinay - Karbo ladbo jeetbo re....ammmm.....ladbo karbo jeetbo re....jeetbo ladbo karbo re......ekla chaalo.....baabumoshaaye, roosogulla khaaye, mishti lagaye....ami tumaro bhalo bhashi.....kay mon aachein.....odi baba....hari yom hari, ye kukur mari.... Vinay (Announcer se) - Aaya mazaa.....le le kaddu. Bharat kay kai hisso ki jhaankiyan wahan ki parampara aur visheshtaaon ka chitran karti jaa rahi thi aur Vinay taabad tood jaari tha. Maharastra - Vinay - Dhagala laagli kala....paani theem theem thaara.......theem theem theem....rim jhim rim jhim rim jhim.....jhampar....bhowsaa.....ye de ye de ye de ye de.....oye 4 'yede'....aaiygaa.....chalgo rani...gaayuga gani...firutey aapra sango...yada doodho nay maadhi phudo...paani theem theem thaara. Bihar - Vinay - Neemiya kay rupava dekho neemiya singaarva.....neemiya taravna.....laahiye jhaad fhoonk hola.....neemiya taravna...laahiye jhhad fhoonk hola. Saakira kay bhoro baat chamela ram....aiher ghaate pahunchaai. Daman and Diu - Vinay - Nit kher manga soniye mai teri, Diu naa koi Daman maangdi. Tere paira vich akheer hovey meri dua naa koi hoor mangdi. Announcer - Arre..... Vinay - Hmmmmmmmm. Dadra and Nagar Haveli - Vinay - Khol de palka de bue khol de.....raas utthi.... nain mere jhoot naiyo bool de.....Haaaye daadar kay dada (governor).....haveli de bue khol de. Announcer - Lekin..... Vinay - Chup reh. Pondicherry - Vinay - Kay jedo jedo dil kisey daa dooley.....kay harsa tak dhina dhin doley....kay nawa nawa raas ishaq da ghoole....tu saanu bhuli naaa... Announcer - Par suno to.... Vinay - Iske baad mat bol diyo kuch.....Mic kay taar se tera gala ghoot dunga. Lakshyadweep - Vinay - Gora mukhda te chunni kaale rang di, thoda hasdi te thoda jaave saang di..... Billo yaar di...yaar di.....yaar di ni...Billo yaar di nishani chhala mangdi. Andaman and Nicobar Islands - Vinay - Sawan mey laag gayi aag....kay dil mera haaayeee.....tuney hasina pagal diwani......aaj naa soya saari raat....dil mera haayyeee. Announcer - Vinay, sabhi mey punjabi gaane kyu gaa raha hai. Vinay - Kahan paala pad gaya hai.....mujhe States kay folk gaane tayyar karne ko kaha gaya tha. Inn Union Territories kay baare mey kisi nay kuch nahi bataya tha aur jab ye log khushi khushi naachte huey jaa rahe hai to tumhe kya problem hai.......yo uncles, feel it, pump it......sawan mey lag gayi aag...... Casting : Parmanu (Part - 2) Announcer - Ab Rajpath se guzar rahi hai Gujrat ki jhaanki. Vinay - Hoyeeeee.....Odi umar haai baali....vadi toor nirali....jhind nach mundri daa jaap di.... Ho dil lay gayi kudi...Gujrat di....ho dil lay gayi kudi...chakk de...Gujrat di. Vinay (Announcer se) - For God's sake ab ye mat kehna ki isme Gujrat nahi tha. Haryana - Vinay - Sasu nay kholya sandook...usme nikdi ek bandook....sasu darr gi kay bahuar tu yo kay laayi se....ni humey maaran aayi se........socha tha mann maahri bahu dhan ghote laavegi...sasure ne guddi sasu nay har pehravegi...kiski guddi kiska haar...laayi maanas maar samaar.....sasu darr gi..... Jammu and Kashmir - Vinay - Ya Elaaaahiiiiiiii......mit naa jaan diiiiiiiiii......dardre dil.....took took......yaa Elahi. Announcer - Abhi jhaanki khatm nahi hui hai. Vinay - Achchha kuttey. Vinay - Alif laila....Dastaane Hakim Taayi....Ali Baba chaalis chor.....Alladin...Sindbad...Al habibi.....Al kamaal.....Rustam.....jamaal. Ab ? Announcer - Haan......ab khatm ho gayi. Sanjay Gupta ji ko khabar milti hai ki Vinay 26 January ki parade mey program kar raha hai. T.V. par Vinay masti mey kai Rajyo kay folk geet gaata dikh raha tha. 'Sanjay ji, 22 States ho gayi hai......jaldi chaliye.....kahin Vinay haath se nikal naa jaaye.' Assam - Vinay - Tomo moro surar milan shishti hou chaluo chatan. Chaluo kotaal. Sabhi pradesho ki jhaankiyan aa chuki thi aur Vinay ka show apne antim charan mey tha. Sanjay ji jaldi hi Vinay kay manch se thodi door Rajpath par pahunch jaate hai. Unki chinta aur jaldbaazi dekh kar suraksha bal aur sainik unhe aur unke saath aaye RC Management kay logo ko rook lete hai. Sabhi ka dhyaan unki taraf jaata hai. Unhe dekh kar pehle se hi khunnas khaaya Vinay gusse se mic par hi chillaney lagta hai. Vinay - Pakad lo....pakad lo....isse....yahi hai Osama ka mama...yahan bomb phhodne aaya hai.....iske saath aaye sabhi chunnu munnu ko bhi pakad lo. Sanjay ji aur unke saathi creatives ko sandeh kay adhaar par giraftaar karke le jaaya jaa raha hota hai to Sanjay ji Vinay ki taraf kuch shabd zor se chilla kar usse convince karne ki apni aakhri kosish karte hai. Sanjay Gupta - Tumhari restart......main lead....multi starer film...makeover....origin series.... Ye kuch shabd jaadu sa asar karte hai aur Vinay khushi mey Rajpath se thodi door poore RC Management ko lekar bheed ka faayda utthakar ho jaata hai 'Transmit'. Casting : Kobi and Bheriya (Part - 1) Place - Assam kay Jungle. Kobi aur Jane ki behas chal rahi thi, mudda wahi purana tha. Jane - Kobi, tum kisi kaam kay nahi ho. Tum nalayak ho, nitthaley ho. Tum aalsi bhains kay lalley ho. Tum se achchhe to Fujo Baba aur Bheriya hai jo har samay Jungle ki bhalaai kay liye kaam karte hai. Kobi - Mai to apni mommy ka lalla hun, yahan kis kabiley mey bhains kay lalley paida hotay hai ? Fujo aur Bheriya kuch nahi karte. Wo bhi ussi aalsi bhains kay lalley hai. Wo budhau to paudhe, fhal, pattiyan, ghis ghis kar poore jungle ko saalo se chuna laga raha hai aur Bheriya sabhi kabilo ki raksha kay naam par unse mannchaha khana peena, rishvat leta hai aur upar se unki bahu betiyon kay saath flirt karta hai. Aisi raksha to mai free mey kar dun. Jane - Jhoot bol rahe ho tum. Kobi - Haan ji, Bheriya Devta nay to sabhi galat kaamo ki registry mere naam par kar rakhi hai. Jaao, Fujo buddha apni baaton se kisi kabile ko ullu bana raha hoga uske saath lag lo tumhe bhi paise mil jaayenge. Khud bhi to khaali baithi rehti ho. Itni lambi series chal gayi jabse Bheriya do hisso mey bant gaya par inn madam se abhi tak decide nahi hua ki ye kiske saath shaadi karengi aur rahengi. Iss confusion mey tabse dono se kaam nikalvati rehti ho.....besharam. Jungle ki madad karna to mere baayein haath ka khel hai. Tumhari tarah thodi naa ki 2 logo ki chot par dettol laga diya aur 'Red Cross' se certificate lene pahunch gayi. Jungle ki seva kaise hoti hai ye mai tum sabhi ko bataunga. Goodbye!! Kobi nay Jungli Kabilo ki 'madad' ka abhiyaan shuru kar diya. Kobi hamesha apni dhun mey rehne waala insaan.....er....jaanvar....jo bhi hai, usse ab tak duniyadaari ki dikkaton se koi matlab nahi rehta tha isliye kabilo ki pareshaaniyon ko jaanne kay liye usne ek kabiley vasi ko pakda. Kobi - Oye fhunndney waale....haan tu hi 'lije buje' insaan idhar aaiyo. Fhunndney waala - J...ji..Kobi Devta. Kobi - Iss jungle ki sabse badi pareshaani kya hai? Fhunndney waala - Aap. Kobi - Mai tera fhunndna nooch lunga.....chal maaf kiya aaj mera mood achchha hai ye bata ki tere kabiley waalo ki sabse badi dikkat kya hai...mere alawa. Fhunndney waala - Wo kya hai naa ki humara kabila aur kuch kabiley jo jungle kay beech mey hai naa, unhe paani kay liye naa, bahut door jaana padta hai naa to naa upar se naa jungle mey naa khatre bahut hai naa....tum samajh rahe ho naa. Kobi - Naa...mera matlab haan. Theek hai mai kuch karta hun waise tumhara naam kya hai nana? Fhunndney waala - Mera naam Fhunndney waala hai. Kobi - Hmmmm, jaao khelo. Thodi dair baad. 'Aye bhai yahan Bheed kyu lagi hai?' 'Suna hai ki Kobi yahan kay kabilo kay liye paani ka prabandh kar raha hai.' Kobi apni divya gada se zameen par zor se prahaar karta hai. Thodi dair baad. 'Aye bhai ab kya hua?' 'Agar zinda bacho to apni I.Q. test karva lena, Kobi nay paani kay liye zameen mey gada maari aur aisi dharti phhati ki poore Jungle mey baadh aa gayi.' Halaki, Kobi aur Bheriya nay sabhi Kabiley waalo aur jaanvaro ko baadh se bacha liya tha par iss kaam kay liye Kobi ki bahut ninda hui. Kuch dino baad Kobi phir se samaj seva mey lag gaya. Ek subah Kobi nay Jungliyon ki bhed bakriyan aur maveshiyon ko charaney kay kaam par apni Bheriya Fauj ko lagaya aur shaam tak Bheriya Fauj apne basic instincts kay anusaar unn sabhi maveshiyon ko hi char gayi. 'Jungli Greh Udyog' kay liye Kobi nay free mey apni poonch se jaldi jaldi bhaari maatra mey mirch - masale peesne ka kaam shuru kiya. Ek din tez aandhi chali aur wo masale Kobi ki poonch se udd kar uske shareer kay 'achchhe' hisso mey achchhi tarah lag gaye aur uske baad Kobi nay record 32 ghanto tak saare jungle mey 'Mommy, jal raha/rahi hai', 'Fujo, bacha le', etc, ki aawazo kay saath dance kiya. Iss jhatke se ubarne kay baad Kobi nay Kabilo kay senior citizens par dhyaan dena shuru kiya. Kobi - Aaj mai Fujo kay alawa jungle kay sabhi buddhe - buddhiyon ko subah ki sair par le jaaunga. Ussi din ki Dopahar jungle kay sabhi buzurg log Jungli Hospital mey bharti thay. Ek Buddhi Aunty apna dukhda roo rahi thi. 'Haaaaaay.....keede pade uss bhains kay lalley Kobi ko. Ek to subah uttha kar apne saath le gaya. Phir hum sabko ghoomane unnche pahado par le gaya....jahan hum buddhey log thakk gaye aur humari saansein mushkil se aa rahi thi upar se zabardasti yoga aur exercise karva di. Kuttey nay kitaab padh padh kay Baba Ramdev kay saare jatil aasan karvaye hum sab se. Kal phir aane ko kaha hai.....haaaaay. Kal tak koi zinda bachega tab naa.' Halaki, kisi buzurg ki maut nahi hui par Kobi nay apni Samaj seva chhod di. Lekin wo 'Nitthaley' aur 'Bhains kay lalley' jaise tags se pareshaan tha isliye wo kuch karna chahta tha......apne pairo par khada hona chahta tha. Kobi aur Bheriya ko lene Raj Comics ki team Assam kay liye ravana ho chuki thi. Sanjay ji ko poora vishwaas tha ki har baar ki tarah unhe Kobi aur Bheriya aasani se mil jaayenge. Casting : Kobi and Bheriya (Part - 2) Jane - Fujo Baba, Bheriya....aap dono kay liye ek surprise hai. Fujo Baba - Kya yahan par koi shopping mall khulne waala hai ? Bheriya - Kobi marr gaya kya ? Jane - Arre, Nahi aisa kuch nahi hai...kal meri bahut door kay rishtey waali cousin Assam kay jungle ghoomne aa rahi hai. Bheriya - Wow!! mera matlab hai oh, kya naam hai uska ? Jane - Kane. Fujo Baba - Oh, mai to aaj hi teerth yatra par jaa raha hun. Bheriya - Mommy, bachaao!! Jane - Aap log dariye mat uska bas naam Kane hai, waise to wo bahut sundar hai aur France ki mashoor super model hai. Fujo Baba - Wow!! mera bhi matlab Oh. Kobi nay khud ko aatmnirbhar banane kay liye 2 professions eksaath apna liye thay. Usne kuch jungliyon ko rakh kar ek halwaai ki dukaan kholi thi jahan aas paas kay kabiley waale darr kay maare subah shaam aate thay aur bemann se mithaaiyon, pakvaano, etc, ki khoob taareef karte thay. Kobi nay jungle mey fhail chuke apne nickname 'Bhains kay Lalley' se chidhkar apni dukaan kay doodh ki aapoorti kay liye sirf Bakriyan aur Gaaye rakhi.....usne ek bhi bhains nahi rakhi. Saath hi additional income kay liye haftey mey aane waale ek do tourists ya tourist groups kay liye Kobi Guide ka kaam bhi karta tha. Iske liye usne thodi bahut English ka bhi abhyaas kiya tha. Kane Airport se Assam kay jungleo tak ek Taxi se pahunchi. Jungle kay andar le jaane se Taxi driver nay mana kar diya aur zidd karne par saamaan samet Kane ko Jungle ki taraf jaane waale raaste par akela chhod diya. Uss waqt Jungle ki taraf aane waale kisi tourist ki raah mey Kobi paas mey hi baitha tha. Kane kay saamne Kobi aa jaata hai aur Kane uski surat aur shareer dekh kar chillane lagti hai. Kobi tourists ki aisi cheekhein pehle bhi sun chuka tha. Aur jaanta tha ki usse kya kehna hai. Kobi - Wow!! I mean Oh. No scare...I am good waala Wolverine. Kane bhi France ki hone kay kaaran English aur Hindi mushkil se bol paati thi. Isliye tooti phooti English hi Kobi aur Kane ki baat cheet ka maadhyam bani. Kane - OK...my name is Kane, I lost...want to go to Jane...in jungle...she my sister. Kobi - OK, I am Bhains ka lalla...er...Kobi...come with me...me jungle guide. Kobi nay Kane ka saara saamaan uttha liya aur Kane uske saath chalne lagi. Pehli nazar mey hi dono ek doosre ko pasand karne lage thay. Kobi nay apni Bheriya fauj kay ek sipahi par Kane ko bithaya. Kobi kay kehne par Kane bina darr kay uss bheriye par baith gayi. Bheriya Fauj kay kuch Bheriyo nay saamaan utthane ki peshkash ki to Kobi nay unhe mana kar diya kyoki wo Kane ko apni body aur power se impress karna chahta tha. Kobi - You Hungry ? Kane - Yes. Kobi - Lets comeon go! Kane - Lets OK. Kobi Kane ko apni halwaai ki dukaan par le aaya. Usne turant hi saare customers ko bhaga diya aur Kane kay liye khaas intezaam karvaya. Kane itne saare naye naye pakvaano aur mithaaiyon ko dekh kar gad gad ho utthi aur Kobi se sabke naam aur jaankari poochi. Kane nay Jalebi ki aur ishara kiya. Kobi - This is round, round, round and stop. Kane nay Roti kay baare mey poocha. Kobi - Cheetah Bread...Leopard Bread...or bread with sun burn. Kane nay ek mithaai 'Ghewar' ki taraf ishara kiya. Kobi - Lachchhu kay bachche...tujhe aaj hi ye mithaai banani thi....ammmm..this is...empty Bee Nest. Kane nay dahi kay baare mey poocha...wo uski sahi english jaanna chahti thi. Lekin Kobi ko bhi dahi ka english word 'curd' nahi aata tha. Kobi - This is...this is...Milk sleeping night...morning tight. Khaana khaane kay baad Kane ko Kobi Jane kay paas chhod deta hai. Par iss mulaqat kay baad, Kobi aur Kane ka prem prasang aage badhta hai aur dono chhup chhup kar dating karne lagte hai. Ek baar unn dono ko Bheriya nay dekh liya. To Kobi nay usse bhagaya. Kobi - Jane se mann nahi bharta hai....paapi....Kabilo mey mooh maarne se fursat mil gayi. Bhaag jaa warna aaj mai Bheriya Devta ki permanent madad kar dunga. Kane - He is who ? Kobi - Bheriya is who. He is very 'wo'....chhi chhi man...ammm..potty man...flirts everywhere and with everyone. Ek baar Fujo Baba nay unhe dekh liya. Kobi - Buddhe...zyada mat dekh...khushi khushi mey hi marr jaayega. Kuch dino se Kane aur Kobi gayab thay. Raj Comics ki team Kobi aur Bheriya ko lene aayi to unhe sirf Bheriya mila. Kobi ka poore jungle mey kahin naam-o-nishan nahi tha. Tab Raj Comics ki team, Bheriya, Jane aur Fujo Baba, Kobi ki Halwaai ki Dukaan par gaye. Jahan se unhe Kane aur Kobi ka contact number mila. Sanjay Gupta ji nay Kobi ko phone kiya. Sanjay Gupta - Hello, Kobi mai Sanjay Gupta bol raha hun. Tum kahan ho aur yahan sab uss ladki Kane ki bhi chinta kar rahe hai. Kobi - Hello, mai to France mey hun....Kane kay saath reh raha hun.....Ye jagah to mast hai....2 ghantey zoo mey khada ho jaata hun...bahut saare paise milte hai. Hum log yahan par honey moon mana rahe hai. Sanjay Gupta - Tumney uss ladki se shaadi kar li kya ? Kane - Kane to 'Live In' Relationship bata rahi thi. Sanjay Gupta - Kobi hum log India mey ek film bana rahe hai....tum Hero ho usme. Jaldi laut kar aa jaao. Kobi - Par pehle aap meri ek baat maano. Sanjay Gupta - Haan, kaho. Kobi - Jab mai laut kar aaunga to badla lene kay liye kisi Hero se pitvaaoge to nahi ? Sanjay Gupta - Nahi, kaho kya baat hai. Kobi - Daantoge to nahi ? Sanjay Gupta - Nahi, ab bolo. Kobi - Samjhaaoge to nahi ? Sanjay Gupta - Arre, Nahi !! Kobi - Kane ko uss film mey kaam de do aur wo bhi mere saath India mey rahegi. Sanjay Gupta - Theek hai, ab jaldi waapas aa jaao. Casting : Bhokal Or ???????? Sanjay Gupta ji itney zyada tanaav aur thakaan kay chalte beemaar pad gaye thay aur Doctor nay unhe kuch dino kay aaram ki salaah di. Sanjay Gupta ji nay apne naye artists Sushant Panda ki adhyakshta waali Raj Comics Team ko Bhokal ko laane ka kaam diya aur unhe iss kaam ko har haal mey karne kay liye 7 din ki deadline di. Khud Bhokal bhi itney saare projects aur series mey shaamil honay kay kaaran bhayankar 'nervous breakdown' ka shikaar ho gaye thay aur unhe bhi kuch mahino tak aaram ki salah di gayi thi. Sushant aur poori RC team pareshaan thi ki 2 din mey wo Bhokal ko kaise tayyar karenge. 7 Din baad. Sanjay Gupta ji kay ghar par. Ab Sanjay ji lagbhag samanya ho gaye thay aur dobara poore josh kay saath kaam karne kay liye tayyar thay. Unke saamne Sushant aur RC ki Team aayi jo Bhokal ko lene gayi thi. Sanjay Gupta - Ye kya hai ? Sushant Panda - Ye...........Mahabali, Pari Rakshak Bhokal hai. Sanjay Gupta - Achchha, ye kuch chhotey se nahi lag rahe. Sushant Panda - N...nahi to...kyu bhaiyon kisi ko Bhokal chhote lag rahe hai? Sabhi ka jawab tha, 'Nahi'. Sanjay Gupta - Ye itna hass kyu rahe hai? Sushant Panda - Aapse itne lambe samay baad milne ki khushi sama nahi paa rahi hai inke andar. Sanjay Gupta - Inse kaho ki zyada khush naa ho.....warna fhhat hi padenge....Aur ye inke saath kaun hai...inhe maine kahin dekha hai. Sushant Panda - Kaisi behki - behki baatein kar rahe hai Sanjay ji ....ab Bhokal aur uske saathiyon ko aapne hi to sabse zyada dekha hai. Dekhiye jo Bhokal ki right side mey hass raha hai wo Atikroor hai. Jo Left side mey hass raha hai wo Shutaan hai. Jo Bhokal kay peeche khadi hass rahi hai par dikh nahi rahi hai wo Tureen hai. Sanjay Gupta - Par ye to 6 hai....baaki 2 kaun hai? Sushant Panda - Ammmm....aaaaa...oooooo....ahhaaaa....ahemmmm...ye Bhokal Series kay....arre koi hai....kya hai....? Hamesha ki tarah peeche se (naa trace ki jaa sakne waali) awaaz aayi. 'Villains hai.' Sushant Panda - Kaun se waale? Phir wahi awaaz. 'Amm...ek Kaal Kundali maan lo....aur ek Fhoochang rakh lo.' Sanjay Gupta - Oh, lagta hai meri tabiyat abhi theek nahi hui hai. Theek hai Bhokal kay scenes ki shooting shuru karo.... Bhokal - Yeeeee....Sanju....I love you...lekin shooting shuru karne se pehle humari ek shart hai. Sanjay Gupta - Kaisi shart? Fhoochang - Humare saath khelo...khelo.... Sanjay Gupta - Kya? Atikroor - Poshampa Bhai Poshampa...aage bolo...sharmao mat...he he... Sanjay Gupta - Mujhe nahi aata.. Fhoochang - Ohfoo!!..duffer..Poshampa bhai poshampa, Dakiye nay kya kiya? 100 Rupaye ki ghadi churai, 4 aane ki rabdi khaayi, Ab to jail mey jaana padega, Jail ki roti khani padegi, Jail ka paani peena padega...dak dak dak dak dak... Kaal Kundali - Koi baat nahi....achchha Unnch Neech ka Paapda khelte hai. Tureen - Haan..haan..mazaa aayega....Sanju, Unnch Neech ka Paapda....bolo bolo... Sanjay Gupta - Arre, mujhe nahi aata.... Bhokal - Itna simple hai...tab bi seekha nahi kabhi....Unnch Neech ka Paapda, Ghadhe kay maara jhaapda....Unnch maangi ka Neech... Sanjay Gupta - Um..hu..hu..hu..hu....maine Bhokal series kaisi banayi thi aur ab ye kaisi ho gayi? Tureen - Aao milo, seelo saalo...aata hai? Sanjay Gupta - Mujhe suicide karni hai. Fhoochang - Aye...tum khel kyu nahi rahe ho dhang se....Su-Su lag rahi hai kya? Bhokal - Isse kuch pata nahi hai....iss se simple waale games khelte hai....Chuppan Chhupai, Pakdam Pakdai.... Aur phir RC team nay Bhokal aur uski series kay baaki kirdaaro kay saath Sanjay ji ko akela chhod diya. Sanjay Gupta - Arre..Gud-gudi kyu kar rahe ho Shutaan......aur Atikroor mere baal chhodo....har koi mere baalo kay peeche kyu pada rehta hai...lagta hai ki 'Bacha Lo!' ki shooting khatm honay se pehle mai ganja ho jaaunga....Kaal Kundali mere Computer par Kundali software kyu Download kar rahe ho....hato wahan se. Kaal Kundali - Latest hai...baba....come on...grow up, man!! Tureen - Sanju ka kurta itna bada kaise hai isse fhaado...fhaado... Sanjay Gupta - Tureen, ye Pathani Suit hai iska kurta lamba hota hai. Tureen - Tab bhi...fhaado bhai fhaado... Sanjay ji ka kurta Bhokal aur uske saathiyon nay bade pyaar se fhaada...{charrrrrrrrrrr}. Tureen - Mazaa aaya ji mazaa aaya.....ab baniyaan bhi... Atikroor - Fhaado ji fhaado.... Sanjay Gupta - Heyyy Bhagwan, mai kahan fhas gaya...Fhoochang mujhe lage Glucose ki bottle kyu pee rahe ho? Fhoochang - Ammm....kyoki mai Villain hun. Sanjay Gupta - Bhokal haath se jagah jagah 'khode' kyu maar rahe ho....'neel' pad jaayenge. Bas bahut hua....aaj ya to mai nahi ya Bhokal series nahi....Yaaaaaaa Sanjay Gupta ji Bhokal aur uski series kay characters kay bartaav se bahut irritate ho gaye thay aur unhone Bhokal, Atikroor, Shutaan, Tureen, Fhoochang, Kaal Kundali, ki akele pitaai shuru kar di. Kaal Kundali - Mommy, ye to maar rahe hai...chipat jaaun kya? Fhoochang - Nahi mere bachche.... Sanjay Gupta - Haiiiii....Fhoochang, Kaal Kundali ki Mommy hai.....ye to mujhe bhi nahi pata tha. Kisi ko nahi chhodunga aaj. Tureen - Ab to mujhe bolna hi padega...... Sanjay Gupta - Gaali dene waali ho kya? Tureen - Atikroor Action, Bhokal Action, Shutaan Action...... Sanjay Gupta - 'Action'....Toads?? Haan, ye Fighter Toads hi hai. Sushant kay bachche....Bhokal laane ko kaha tha ye kya le aaya....ye action multi star movie hai....comedy nahi hai....mai behosh honay waala hun.....achchha ye to bata do ki Fhoochang kab se Kaal Kundali ki Mommy ban gayi? Fhoochang - Hum to Hunter Sharks hai...mai hun 'Matahari' aur Kaal Kundali bana hai hai mera bachcha 'Cheetah'. Lo Durgama late ho gaya tha wo ab aa gaya....mera matlab...mera doosra bachcha 'Tiger'. Bhokal - Aur mai hun Cutter, Masterr bana hai Atikroor, Shutaan hai Shooterr, Tureen hai....he he Computerr. Humne kuch nahi kiya....aapki RC team ko peedit Bhokal ko replace karne kay liye Cutterr yaani mai theek laga kyoki mere paas talwaar hai aur Bhokal se badhiya jazba hai....meri height ko suit karte unhone baaki characters aur villains bhi dhoond liye......To humara role pakka???? Sanjay Gupta ji behosh ho gaye. Lekin...hosh mey aane kay baad bhi Aakhirkaar, koi option naa honay ki wajah se Fighter Toads aur Hunter Sharks...Bhokal series kay liye short list kar liye gaye. Telephonic Attempt : Doga RC ki movie se pehle hi Doga ab Bollywood ka chaheta star ban gaya tha. Apni iss badi safalta ki wajah se wo RC se door ho gaya tha. Sanjay ji badi mushkilo kay baad kisi tarah Doga se phone par baat karne mey safal huey. Sanjay Gupta - Hello!! Doga - Hello....kaun...? Sanjay Gupta - Doga mai...Sanjay... Doga - Arre, Sanju Baba....Bhabhi kaisi hai....unhe family nay 'Manyata' de di kya ? Aur bachchi Trishala kaisi hai....bigad to nahi gayi U.S. mey reh kar....suna Priya didi fhir chunaav jeet gayi.... Sanjay Gupta - Doga, mai Sanjay Dutt nahi..... Doga - Oh, to Sanjay Gadhvi ji bol rahe hai.....badi 'Dhoom' macha rakhi hai aapne....dekho bhai maine bhi apni Bike modify karva li hai....waise Dhoom -3 ki to casting ho chuki hai naa...? Sanjay Gupta - Mai Sanjay Gadhvi nahi.... Doga - To kya Sanjay Suri.....kis kis ko phone number mil jaata hai....tere jaise low budget kay hero ki himmat kaise hui phone karne ki....chhi...chal... Sanjay Gupta - Tum mujhe pehchan nahi paa rahe ho....mai.... Doga - Ab mai pehchan gaya tujhe.....tabhi mai kahu ki mujhe yaad kyu nahi aa raha....haay Ram.....Sanjay Kapoor.....15 saal mey 2 hit di hai aur kaam nahi mila to 'Julie'....ulti aa rahi hai mujhe to....Paapi....tera chehra aisa lagta hai jaise Mohan Jodado ki khudaai mey mila ho.... Sanjay Gupta - Arrrrrrrre.....Doga mai Sanjay Gupta bol raha hun. Doga - Ahaaa, Gupta sahab.....'Dus Kahaniyaan' aur 'Woodstock Villa' to flop ho gayi aapki...agli film 'Acid Factory' mey suna aap Mister Rasayan ko le rahe hai....arre humey bhi yaad kar liya karo sarkar.... Sanjay Gupta - Satyanash ka pulinda.....arre Doga...mai Sanjay Gupta....tumhara Papa. Doga - Papa.....kyu fhainka koodey par? Sanjay Gupta - Kya matlab? Doga - Oh, sorry.... jab bhi mere Papa...Mommy ki baat aati hai to uske liye yahi dialogue zabaan par aa jaata hai. Sanjay Gupta - Haan to beta mai Raj Comics se Sanjay Gupta bol raha hun.....hum sabhi RC kay superheroes ko saath lekar 1 movie bana rahe hai....'Bacha Lo!'....... .....Aur phone kat gaya aur uske baad phir kabhi nahi mila. Sanjay ji apne bachche Doga se badla lene ki thaan chuke thay. One of the Telephonic Attempts : Nagraj 'Sanjay ji, Nagraj ka phone mil gaya...baat kijiye.' Thodi dair baad. - Nagraj - Dekhiye Sanjay ji mere paas dates ki problem hai par phir bhi aapke liye manage kar lunga....wo MPC waale to kuch sunte hai nahi...aapka lehaz karke chup rehta hun varna wo to meri chaddi kay shades par bhi discuss karne ko aatur rehte hai. Sanjay Gupta - Oh, mai unse baat karunga..filhaal mere paas tumhare liye 1 Multi-starer Film ka offer hai. Nagraj - Ammmmm...thodi Script to sunaaiye.....arre, Lalit mera chashma do zara... ....haan ab theek hai....ab bataiye. Sanjay Gupta - Film ka naam hai...'Bacha lo !' Nagraj - Bachcha lo !....kiska bachcha lein....aur kyu lein...nahi-nahi ....meri pehle se hi itni shaadiyan ho chuki hai, abhi unke bachche sambhalne padenge. Mai doosro kay bachche sambhalte huey kaisa lagunga.....Hello...kuch sunaai nahi de raha....Hello...Hello..... Sanjay Gupta - Mai kuch bol kahan raha hun? Nagraj - Fhir bhi kuch sunaai nahi de raha....Hello..... ...Aur Phone kat gaya.... Sanjay ji ka gussa ab badhta jaa raha tha. Sanjay Gupta - Nagraj jab se bahar gaya hai isse to bas bahana chahiye phone kaatne ka. Kai baar to khud hi 'Tu-tu-tu', 'Kharrrrrrr' ki aawaze nikaalne lagta hai ki mujhe vishwaas ho jaaye ki network mey kharabi hai ya phone kat gaya. Iska aur Doga ka intezaam to mujhe karna hi padega. Casting Attempt # 786 : Dhruva Dhruva U.P. kay Mathura jiley mey ek product ki shooting kay silsiley mey aaya hua tha. Product banane waali company ka maalik hi uss product kay advertisement ka Director tha. Dhruva - Kya bhaiya....kuch problem hai kya...hai??....koi system hai ki nahi...??...2 spot boys...itney to mere Manager kay hotay hai...nahi koi formality ki baat ho to bolo.... Director - Sorry Sir...bas abhi bulata hun...aap baithiye...balki mujh se keh diya kijiye koi bhi kaam....mujhe hi spot boy samajh lijiye. Shot ready hai...aap chahe to...' Dhruva - Shot ready hai to rehne do...abhi to aaya hun...fresh-wresh ho lun gaon ghoom lun....kheto mey bahut mehnati mahilayein kaam kar rahi thi..... Director - Sir, jab aap kahnege tab shooting hogi....ek Shilpa Shetty kay baad aapne hi to UP, Bihar, ki janta ka dil loota hai jahan humara product bikta hai. Dhruva kay mood kay anusaar kuch dair baad shooting shuru hui. Director - Sir ji, aapko bolna hai Jhoompaad Churan, Mitholi, 54vi gali, Balkesh Kumar Revdi ki dukaan kay nikat, Panchkuiyan ka nukkad, Dheemapur Tehseel, Chandachori Gaon, Highway Road, Bhagalpur, Satna, Mathura, Uttar Pradesh. 4 Ghantey baad, Director - Take 68, Rolling Sound....Action. Dhruva - ......54vi gali, Balkesh Kumar Papdi ki dukaan kay nikat... Director - Cut...Sir, Balkesh kumar Papdi ki dukaan nahi Revdi ki dukaan kay nikat. Dhruva - Bas Kuttooo.... Director - Koi paani laao sir kay liye..... Dhruva - Naa ji paani to peena hi nahi hai mujhe....pehle ye batao apne Jhoompaad Churan ki factory aur office tum Highway road par nahi khol sakte thay... Director - Kyu Sir? Dhruva - Dekho transport aur Distribution ka kharcha bachta.....zyada contacts bante....shehar aur gaon se barabar touch rehta .......aur mai dhang se tumhara Ad bol paata.... ...Bhai mujhe baksh do...mai tumhari 'Laalach ki Lollipop' kay chakkar mey fhas gaya.....mujhe tum log iss ad kay liye 10 crores de rahe ho naa....mujhse 15 le lo....ye ad kisi aur se karva lo......mujhe jaane do. Director - Sir, aap 15 seconds kay liye muskurakar hooth hila dijiye....mai kisi voice over artist se dubbing karva lunga. Dhruva - Ab theek hai....par meri dubbing Raza Muraad, Sudesh Bhosley, type logo se mat karva dena....aawaz mey 'Machopan' aur 'Boy next door' ka mixture hona chahiye.... Director - Wo mai kahan se manage karun, Sir? Dhruva - Wo tumhari problem hai.....koi Computer Software dekh lo. Ad ki Shooting kay baad Dhruva ka agent usse Sanjay ji ka phone deta hai. Dhruva - Kya hai Baba....chain nahi hai....mai aapse baat nahi karta tha to Anupam ji se phone karvate thay...bade 'fu-fu' man ho aap. Mujhe RC kay liye kuch nahi karna....kya Movie bana rahe hai Multi Starer....B-Grade hogi...Flop ho jaayegi....mujhe karni hi nahi hai. Pehle Doga aur Nagraj ki naa kay baad ab Dhruva kay nakhro nay Sanjay ji ki self esteem ka Mahila Gram Udyog waala Murrabba bana diya tha jiski wajah se Sanjay ji ka gussa saatve aasmaan par tha. Unhone baaki superheroes aur characters ki madad se inn teeno ko kidnap karne ka plan banaya. Bacha Lo : Rest of the the story in a Nutshell - Badi mushkilo kay baad Doga, Dhruva aur Nagraj ko kidnap kiya jaata hai par iss sab ki wajah se aur film ki shooting mey unka bahut sa paisa kharch ho gaya. Unhe baad mey pata chala ki sabhi Heroes deliberately unhe bina baat kay dukh de rahe thay. Sanjay ji, apne Heroes kay bartaav se buri tarah pareshaan ho chuke thay aur wo almost Bankrupt ho chuke thay. Unki Cars bik gayi. Ab wo Bus se apne office aate thay. Raastey mey Sunil, Mohit, Rahul, Amitabh, jaise posters bina kaam kay Bus mey chadh kar roz unhe tease karte thay. Tab tanng aakar Sanjay ji nay ek naya kirdaar banaya aur apni bachi poonji usmey invest kar di. Unke paas ab bhi RC characters ki joint, loose copyrights thi...jiska unhone khoob isteymaal kiya aur apni pehli comic mey hi sabhi RC Superheroes ko dhar kay peeta. Character Profile - Name - Sanjaa Height - 9'9' Hair - Longer than Anthony and Andrew Symonds. Two Alter Ego - Sajna and Sajan (Split Personality). Allies - Manjaa (Alter Ego - Majnu), T.K. Wahaa, Anupamaa, Manishaa (Alter Ego - Uncle Samaa), Vivekaa (Alter Ego - Viku Maatraa), Bahaduraa, etc. Enemies - All the former Super Heroes of Raj Comics. Kuch hi mahino mey Sanjaa Bharat ka sabse popular Superhero ban gaya. Simat rahi comic industry akele Sanjaa kay dum par tezi se badhne lagi. Apne pehle hi saal mey Sanjaa nay badi comic publications kay saath crossovers kiye. Duniya Sanjaa ki deewani ban gayi. Aage kya hua....kya wo film kabhi ban paayi....kya RC nay aur Superheroes diye...ye to shayad 'Bacha Lo!' kay sequel mey pata chale. Iss kahani mey mujhe sabse zyada mehnat karni padi. To agar mauka aur samay mila to kahani aage badhaunga warna... ....Samapt. Comments are closed.
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